Why did God give us agility If not to evade responsibility

Monday, January 30, 2006

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first of all a survey
since the results are out i want to know
how many of you are part of the glaad club? leave a comment with an answer

so bons'/pons' new favourite band is nirvana and favourite song Im half the man i used to be . Im wondering why that should be pons' favourite song since i thought that was a song tejas would like . You know poor "guy's/cow's " not been the same after his trip back home from Copenhagen which apparently is the capital of Denmark .

and i dont want to say good luck for the boards because i think its just too phony ..
though i think i must advice people to take calculus though i dont know what it is but its got a cool name so calculus it is. And also i want you to know im not thunder struck or anything and neither am i ever going to write anything on something as lame as that or gonna call some weird old lady dengu fever ..cmon guys is that where your imagination ends..dengu fever hahaha man how funny...and im also not going to speak anything about mon profesuer de francais who has a constant "where is the le" expression on her face. and also i wont visit this blog i went to since i wasnt able to read anything on it as my "sight was momentarily blinded"

By the way making other peoples time table is the lamest thing one can do and even lamer is listening to paathshala and thinking its as good as some song made quite famous a little time ago. and yeah "Gangsta Rap" is still "friggin" dumb as ever and golf without woods is no good.
but the irony is that the worlds best rapper is white and the worlds best rapper is white

Thursday, January 19, 2006

Learning How to Dismantle an Atomic Bomb

Yeah that's the news, I have learnt how to dismantle an atomic bomb.
Now U 2 can dismantle an atomic bomb:

1. Vertigo: Never dismantle an atomic bomb if you have vertigo. Mostly atomic bombs are thrown through bombers in the sky and if you do not like to be high up you can forger about it.

2. Miracle Drug: Even for professionals, dismantling an atomic bomb requires a miracle drug. Always keep it handy and hope for the best.

3. Sometimes You Can't Make it on Your Own: Yeah team effort is always more reliable than a solo effort. Sometimes you just can't dismantle an atomic bomb without support.

4. Love and Peace or Else: there is going to be an atomic bomb you'll have to dismantle sooner or later. Thus pay close attention to all I am saying now.

5. City of Blinding Lights: will be the result of a Nuclear Fusion bomb explosion which generates large amounts of lights. Always try to prevent such a situation.

6. All Because of You: I am telling you all this stuff. Otherwise you will be at danger of not being able to disamantle the atomic bomb in a timely manner.

7. A Man or a Woman: may perform the job of dismantling the atomic bomb as long as they are physically-fit, mentally alert and emotionally sound individuals with certain elementary knowledge.

8. Crumbs From Your Table: have to disposed. A fried meal is always harmful before dismantling an atomic bomb. It makes you lethargic.

9. One Step Closer: to dismantling the atomic bomb you are, after reading this short message.

10. Origin of the Species: of Homo Sapiens was not to destroy the world with atomic bombs. These bombs may cause mutation in genes resulting in the origin of a new and useless species with diseases and defects.

11. Yahweh: Consult the Harvard Professor for Religious Symbology for further information.

Ciao
Au Revoir
Sayonara
Namaskar

Goodbye

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Sasti Book of Sastas- Padho sar jhuka ke.

Finally, the SBS is nearing completion. Be inspired...
A nominal price--- Rs.123.45.

To give people an insight, I present a rare opportunity to the readers of this blog---
SOME FREE EXPERTS FROM THE BOOK. Be inspired...

Starting with :-

QUESTIONS

Why was Windows named so?

Because people would have thought that the founder has named it after himself if the OS was named GATES.

Which are the two deepest colours?

Deep Blue and Deep Purple.

Hundreds of other questions ..... BUY THE BOOK.

MOVIES

BLACK- A colour movie...

MUNICH- Shot in India...

FIGHT CLUB- Promoting Non-violence, peace....

Hundreds of other movies.... BUY THE BOOK.

MUSIC

EAGLES- FLYING KITES???

VIKING BOYS- PROMOTE BLUETOOTH.

THE CARPENTERS- WOODPECKERS...


DISCLAIMER---

be inspired....

Tuesday, January 17, 2006

Wishing Publicly... getting a sense of déjà vu?

From: Bharat and most of the IX A Exun Club Part II (La Blogge Acienne)
To: Manas AKA The Dragon Reborn(?)

To one of the best people I've ever known,
Happy Birthday, fool.

Mais il est juste le commencement...

Aujourd'hui, la fin des examens. Mais...
Bien, oubliez-le pour un jour ou deux.
Bien ainsi ce qui est vers le haut. Quand prochain venir de poteau?

--- publié par Administrator

Wednesday, January 04, 2006

Mindboggling Problem

If you have five rupees and you need a chocolate, a pen and a pencil what would you choose. If pen SMS ECO A to 26868045 if pencil SMS ECO B to 27554150 if chocolate then SMS ECO C to 26175461.



PS: The number are deliberately not mobile nos. I guess the 'smarter ones' would get it...

Tuesday, January 03, 2006

Board Datesheet

Hello folks
The datesheet for the Boards is out.

Thursday, 2nd March - SST
Monday, 6th March - Computers
Thursday, 9th March - Mathematics
Monday, 13th March - Sanskrit
Friday, 17th March - Français + German

Monday, 20th March - Science
Friday, 24th March - Hindi
Monday, 27th March - English

Sunday, January 01, 2006

HAPPY NEW YEAR

2005 Has sped by
Now, we need to face 2006
There may be risks involved
We may need to face roadblocks
So stay alert
Share time with friends
Jump over obstacles
With care
And caution
Face challenges
Remember to laugh
Cooperate
Discover
Make new friends
Above all...be ready for adventure
Stick together
And you will be able to go far
Very far.....
Always take time to smell the flowers
Don't forget to relax and enjoy
And never forget to love those dearest to you
May God Bless You all!

Wishing you all a very happy and study full new year!(bah ! humbug-too much happiness for us i think!)