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Friday, December 02, 2005

Tejas's Law of Want

Wonder how many times you say "I want..." in a day.
Stop wondering, find out.

I have finally devised a method to get it:-

P=NX+Base

Where X=B-A

Suppose A is what you have today.
You strike a jackpot and have B the next day.
Thus there is an increase of X in the day or your jackpot is worth X.
P is the amount you WANT of the commodity which has been measured as A,B and X.
P is directly proportional to X
The constant of proportionality is N.
But strangely enough, N is not a constant at all. It is rather equal to X. However N is not equal to X in case X is not an integer. Then the value of N is equal to 10X (if the decimal is equal to tenths place), 100X (if the decimal is to the hundreth place and so on..)
Base is the minimum amount of commodity on which addition is to take place. It is usually equal to either 0 or A.
Therefore in other words,

P=Xsq. (if X is an integer)
P=NX (if X is a fraction)

Practical Example,

Bonsi Kukreja owns a company
He buys the companies of Raja Doss and Cooler Jee.
Therefore A= 1 company
B= 3 "
X= 2 "
P= NX = Xsq. = 2X2 = 4 companies
According to human nature he will say I wish I could buy four more companies.

Excercise.

Q1. Rijul eats 2 burgers on Monday. He eats five burgers on Tuesday. How many will he want on Wednesday?(Base=0)

Q2. Nipun gets 94.8% in the assesment and 95.0% in the Half-Yearlies. How much will he desire in the pre-boards?(Base=A)

Q3. Tejas earns $2000 in 2004, $5000 in 2005, how much will he want in 2006?(Base=0)

Q4. Ishaan wins three quizzes in 2004, seven quizzes in 2005. How many quizzes will he want to win 2006, if there are only twelve quizzes held in the year?(Base=0)

Q5. Anant weighs 75kg in October, 72kg in November. How much weight will he desire to have by the ned of December?(Base=A)

CERTIFIED BY TEJAS'S COUNCIL OF MATHEMATICIANS(TCM)

18 Comments:

Blogger Rijul said...

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Fri Dec 02, 08:37:00 pm

 
Blogger Unknown said...

brilliant, we hv the next adams here.

Fri Dec 02, 10:40:00 pm

 
Blogger Unknown said...

the counter is up, must start turning

Fri Dec 02, 10:54:00 pm

 
Blogger Tejas said...

who's adams?

Sat Dec 03, 11:36:00 am

 
Blogger Unknown said...

i meant Adam Smith, father of modern economics

Sat Dec 03, 03:31:00 pm

 
Blogger Tejas said...

Anant pay close attention to Q no. 5. It concerns you.

Sat Dec 03, 05:21:00 pm

 
Blogger ishaan said...

i would like private tutorials please

Sat Dec 03, 05:58:00 pm

 
Blogger Tejas said...

I do tend to charge a wee bit on the higher side for private Economics Tutorials, maybe because I sort of don't like the subject (at all). And this post obviously like Ishaan and Anant have noticed and anony-mouse has not, was supposed to be sarcastic.

Sat Dec 03, 10:04:00 pm

 
Blogger vansh said...

my friend, your theory will crumble just like a china egg breaks when hit with a hammer ....
your theory is just like the indian team, if one hold falls, the whole law of eco-nomics will fall simaltenously, my friend...

Sat Dec 03, 10:28:00 pm

 
Blogger Tejas said...

Shut up you Sidhu fanatic

Sun Dec 04, 12:42:00 pm

 
Blogger Rijul said...

who changed the templates again. Why is everthing so bold. Its difficult to read text

Mon Dec 05, 04:38:00 pm

 
Blogger Tejas said...

shut up Rijul, it's just Arial Black

Mon Dec 05, 04:46:00 pm

 
Blogger Unknown said...

trebuchet ms is much better !

Mon Dec 05, 05:08:00 pm

 
Blogger Bharat said...

palantino linotype is my favourite

Mon Dec 05, 07:23:00 pm

 
Blogger vansh said...

the code wars font is flabbergasting!

Mon Dec 05, 08:12:00 pm

 
Blogger abhijit_das said...

if u ask me webdings is gud enuff....

Mon Dec 05, 08:43:00 pm

 
Blogger abhijit_das said...

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Mon Dec 05, 08:44:00 pm

 
Blogger abhijit_das said...

if u ask me webdings is gud enuff.

PS i really like the osama trick ;)

Mon Dec 05, 08:46:00 pm

 

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